On The Tonight Show in the US they had probably the funniest first date story ever.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.
She said it was midwinter...Snowing & quite cold... & the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, & had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room & in the middle of nowhere!
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow& slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop & let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped & she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.. In the deep snow she didn't have a good footing, so she let her bum rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic & indeed was a real gentleman & refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about what was taking her so long? With a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' & in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her jumper & then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles & when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.
Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had got her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants & pee her bum off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being **** off.'
Anyone else have a first date story?
He turned up at the wrong house and was 30mins late
he had bought me a cadburys creme egg ( it was easter) unfortunately he had left it under the heater in the car and when I unwrapped it, it melted all over my jeans
my husband got hit in the face by a revolving door and his nose started bleeding. I got a fit of the giggles
