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christmas jokes - it's that time of year!

3 months ago :: Fri 18 December 2009 11.21am #1
WeWinGracie Posts: 8	time to fish out your awful christmas jokes. i daresay we can outdo any wisecrack found in a cracker! What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?... ...He'd go to a 're-tail' shop for a new one! buddum-cha! next!
3 months ago :: Fri 18 December 2009 11.24am #2
lovemonkey Posts: 1,598	best joke in the world EVER is...... two snowmen in the garden one says to the other "can you smell carrots"?
3 months ago :: Fri 18 December 2009 3.19pm #3
retro Posts: 1,524	A Blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May l have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says, "What denomination?" The blonde says, "God help us. Has it come to this?" "Oh, give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."
3 months ago :: Fri 18 December 2009 5.50pm #4
jenny82 Posts: 52	why did santa's helper need counselling? because he had low ELF-esteem! comedy gold, i think you'll find that was!!xx
3 months ago :: Fri 18 December 2009 5.53pm #5
paramorefan Posts: 6	What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?................Santa Claustrophobia ! [groan]
3 months ago :: Fri 18 December 2009 5.56pm #6
hey-you-guys Posts: 17	ok,ok, i've got a blinder. if this doesn't bring tears to your eyes nothing will :) Why does Santa go down the chimney ? Because it soots him !
3 months ago :: Fri 18 December 2009 6.45pm #7
lilboyblue Posts: 10	Q. What do you get when you eat the Christmas decorations? A. Tinsel-itus. that one was painful!!!
3 months ago :: Fri 18 December 2009 6.48pm #8
winrockywin Posts: 6	I have literally just cracked open a cracker to get this one. I have no shame! -If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? -Missletoe!
3 months ago :: Fri 18 December 2009 11.56pm #9
retro Posts: 1,524	Knock Knock Who's there Mary Mary who Mary Christmas
3 months ago :: Sun 20 December 2009 1.14pm #10
manicbred Posts: 9,424	KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE ITS NOT THE BUDGIE GIMP MILO BOOSHED HIM HAPPY XMAS