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8 months ago ::
Fri 18 December 2009 11.21am
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time to fish out your awful christmas jokes. i daresay we can outdo any wisecrack found in a cracker! What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?...
...He'd go to a 're-tail' shop for a new one!  buddum-cha! next!
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8 months ago ::
Fri 18 December 2009 11.24am
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best joke in the world EVER is...... two snowmen in the garden one says to the other "can you smell carrots"?
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8 months ago ::
Fri 18 December 2009 3.19pm
#3
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A Blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
She says to the clerk, "May l have 50 Christmas stamps?"
The clerk says, "What denomination?"
The blonde says, "God help us. Has it come to this?"
"Oh, give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."
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8 months ago ::
Fri 18 December 2009 5.50pm
#4
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why did santa's helper need counselling? because he had low ELF-esteem! comedy gold, i think you'll find that was!!xx
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8 months ago ::
Fri 18 December 2009 5.53pm
#5
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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?................Santa Claustrophobia ! [groan] 
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8 months ago ::
Fri 18 December 2009 5.56pm
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ok,ok, i've got a blinder. if this doesn't bring tears to your eyes nothing will :) Why does Santa go down the chimney ? Because it soots him !
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8 months ago ::
Fri 18 December 2009 6.45pm
#7
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Q. What do you get when you eat the Christmas decorations?
A. Tinsel-itus. that one was painful!!!
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8 months ago ::
Fri 18 December 2009 6.48pm
#8
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I have literally just cracked open a cracker to get this one. I have no shame! -If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
-Missletoe!
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8 months ago ::
Fri 18 December 2009 11.56pm
#9
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Knock Knock
Who's there
Mary
Mary who
Mary Christmas 
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8 months ago ::
Sun 20 December 2009 1.14pm
#10
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KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE ITS NOT THE BUDGIE GIMP MILO BOOSHED HIM HAPPY XMAS
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