New Posts For Thread: christmas jokes - it's that time of year!http://www.mysun.co.uk/go/thread/view/88638/22000185/christmas-jokes---its-that-time-of-yeartime to fish out your awful christmas jokes. i daresay we can outdo any wisecrack found in a cracker!What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?......He'd go to a 're-tail' shop for a new one! buddum-cha!next!A man went to visit his friends, an old couple. He was invited in and said to the wife "Where isFred?" she said " He is dead". "What happened?" said the man. She said "Well, on Friday, I wascooking Christmas dinner, I asked him to go down the gardenhttp://www.mysun.co.uk/go/thread/view/88638/22000185/christmas-jokes---its-that-time-of-year?post_id=382338037#382338037A man went to visit his friends, an old couple. He was invited in and said to the wife "Where isFred?" she said " He is dead". "What happened?" said the man. She said "Well, on Friday, I wascooking Christmas dinner, I asked him to go down the gardenWed, 30 Dec 2009 06:51:53 -0600A man takes his wife to the Doctor for an examination. When he is finished and she is gettingdressed, the Doctor comes out to the waiting room where the man is sitting. He says to the man " Idon't like the look of her"."Neither do I" says the man, "bhttp://www.mysun.co.uk/go/thread/view/88638/22000185/christmas-jokes---its-that-time-of-year?post_id=382337553#382337553A man takes his wife to the Doctor for an examination. When he is finished and she is gettingdressed, the Doctor comes out to the waiting room where the man is sitting. He says to the man " Idon't like the look of her"."Neither do I" says the man, "bWed, 30 Dec 2009 06:37:21 -0600An old couple sitting reflecting on the past:The old guy says 'Whatever happened to our sexual relations?'The old gal replies 'Yes, and I don't think they even sent us a Christmas card this year'http://www.mysun.co.uk/go/thread/view/88638/22000185/christmas-jokes---its-that-time-of-year?post_id=382155989#382155989An old couple sitting reflecting on the past:The old guy says 'Whatever happened to our sexual relations?'The old gal replies 'Yes, and I don't think they even sent us a Christmas card this year'Mon, 28 Dec 2009 12:46:51 -0600At the time of the Roman empire, it was Julius Caesar's birthday. Nero and his General werediscussing what display to put on to cellebrate it. One said "let's throw a few slaves to the lions""No" said one of them" "We had that last year" "I know" saihttp://www.mysun.co.uk/go/thread/view/88638/22000185/christmas-jokes---its-that-time-of-year?post_id=382146997#382146997At the time of the Roman empire, it was Julius Caesar's birthday. Nero and his General werediscussing what display to put on to cellebrate it. One said "let's throw a few slaves to the lions""No" said one of them" "We had that last year" "I know" saiMon, 28 Dec 2009 10:47:08 -0600At the time of the Roman empire, it was Julius Caesar's birthday. Nero and his General werediscussing what display to put on to cellebrate it. One said "let's throw a few slaves to the lions""No" said one of them" "We had that last year" "I know" saihttp://www.mysun.co.uk/go/thread/view/88638/22000185/christmas-jokes---its-that-time-of-year?post_id=382146897#382146897At the time of the Roman empire, it was Julius Caesar's birthday. Nero and his General werediscussing what display to put on to cellebrate it. One said "let's throw a few slaves to the lions""No" said one of them" "We had that last year" "I know" saiMon, 28 Dec 2009 10:45:13 -0600Children, after Carol Singing, knocked at the door for money It was opened by a man who said "ButI'm Jewish " One of the kids said " OK 123, and began to sing " Hava Nagila....." ( Hebrew FolkSong) http://www.mysun.co.uk/go/thread/view/88638/22000185/christmas-jokes---its-that-time-of-year?post_id=382144685#382144685Children, after Carol Singing, knocked at the door for money It was opened by a man who said "ButI'm Jewish " One of the kids said " OK 123, and began to sing " Hava Nagila....." ( Hebrew FolkSong) Mon, 28 Dec 2009 10:07:47 -0600Jewish Santa Clause comes down the chimney and says to the kids "Does any one want to buy any presents?"http://www.mysun.co.uk/go/thread/view/88638/22000185/christmas-jokes---its-that-time-of-year?post_id=382143309#382143309Jewish Santa Clause comes down the chimney and says to the kids "Does any one want to buy any presents?"Mon, 28 Dec 2009 09:47:05 -0600this ones slightly rude....a donkey & a chicken are walking in a field, when the donkey falls down a hole. the chicken races over to the farm & jumps into the farmers BMW, when he gets back to the hole he ties a rope to the front bumper &http://www.mysun.co.uk/go/thread/view/88638/22000185/christmas-jokes---its-that-time-of-year?post_id=382039049#382039049this ones slightly rude....a donkey & a chicken are walking in a field, when the donkey falls down a hole. the chicken races over to the farm & jumps into the farmers BMW, when he gets back to the hole he ties a rope to the front bumper &Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:00:41 -0600What's white and glows in the snow?Male-P's head was when he ate up all his brussel sprouts like a good boy, only to let one rip a minute later. Er indoors beat him good an proper she did! Good an proper!http://www.mysun.co.uk/go/thread/view/88638/22000185/christmas-jokes---its-that-time-of-year?post_id=382024549#382024549What's white and glows in the snow?Male-P's head was when he ate up all his brussel sprouts like a good boy, only to let one rip a minute later. Er indoors beat him good an proper she did! Good an proper!Sat, 26 Dec 2009 18:17:03 -0600What was Amy Winehouse thinking off scaring little kids at a production of Cinderella? With two ugly sisters on stage the last thing kids need is a scary woman in the audience.  http://www.mysun.co.uk/go/thread/view/88638/22000185/christmas-jokes---its-that-time-of-year?post_id=381833325#381833325What was Amy Winehouse thinking off scaring little kids at a production of Cinderella? With two ugly sisters on stage the last thing kids need is a scary woman in the audience.  Wed, 23 Dec 2009 19:10:48 -0600